Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to perform a publicized cake sitting.

Jennifer: Cake sitting can be fun, actually; the pleasant, warm and fuzzy feeling of the fudge on my tooshy makes me wanna sit on a cake myself.

Cake sitting by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

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Coke cake

A cake whose active ingredients are: Coke (or other cola), chocolate, marshmallows, and any other candy, nuts, and sugary badness you have on hand. In the spirit of jambalaya, but diabetes-inducing.

Suzannah cooked up a mean Coke Cake.

Coke cake by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

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caked

To be extremely wealthy, loaded

Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked

caked by Touch67 December 16, 2007

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caked up

1. To be rich with money, fine women, nice cars and jewelry, usually obtained through sports, entertainment or the drug trade. ex. "Juice came through the block caked up, stuntin' in a new whip!"

2. In a woman, to be large bosommed, with thick thighs and a plump bottom. ex. "Cheryl got caked up over the summer. You see her ass and thighs?"

caked up by Jamal Jones September 25, 2006