coughpoppy

A state in which a person passes out drunk, then proceeds to eat in bed loudly, speak in a gibberish language, and do other odd things while sleeping. Can only happen when the person is drunk.

"Dude,why is there pizza in your shower?"
"Oh..my mom was coughpoppylast night."

by TesTheMess99 November 22, 2016

Coughinshart

When you cough so hard you shart in your pants.

I coughinsharted and had to clean my drawers.

by Narc9er January 4, 2017

coughits

The Coughits- Kawf-Fits
When you cough and shit at the same time

Man, these coughits are killing my new underwear.

by I dont know, really? April 18, 2018

coughii

A Pretty gay memer who really doesn’t like talking to anyone and often gets forgotten but once you know one their personality is very opinionated. A coughiis worst weakness is not being able to admit they’re mad at someone directly to their face. But overall they’d are incredibly relatable.
(they cough a lot but ironically)

Man what a coughii!

*cough cough*

by Butheyitsgay January 16, 2018

coughation

Excessive amounts of pressure applied to one's larynx area from excessive amounts of food reefer.

Nigga 1: Man, you sho is coughin a lot .
Nigga 2: I got coughation.

by King McQueen June 1, 2018

Coughsnoff

When you sneeze and cough at the same time resulting coughsnoff.

Marcus *coughsnoffs*
Me: omg did you just coughsnoff?!?! Do you need a tissue ?

by VmayV February 4, 2019

Coughee

A 'coughee' is a special type of drink, composed mostly of coffee, reserved for your most favourite people who unwittingly agree to consume said beverage.

A coughee is made using the following steps:

1. Boil the kettle
2. Get a cup and start making a usual coffee
3. Prior to adding the coffee (before the boiling water, depending on the style of coffee you're making) lift the cup to your mouth so it covers the cup's rim and then let forth a rip-roaring cough
4. Finish making beverage
5. Pass to your favourite person, preferably someone who is currently not ill

Tina: Hey Jess, *sniff* how are you today?
Jess: Better than you, sick girl, go home will you?
Tina: ...ok, but do you fancy a coughee before I go? I just boiled the kettle.
Jess: Sure thing, just don't get any germs in it. Ew.
Tina: Don't you worry about a thing, Jess. don't you worry.

by Monkeybruiser June 27, 2019