2 definitions by Monkeybruiser
A 'coughee' is a special type of drink, composed mostly of coffee, reserved for your most favourite people who unwittingly agree to consume said beverage.
A coughee is made using the following steps:
1. Boil the kettle
2. Get a cup and start making a usual coffee
3. Prior to adding the coffee (before the boiling water, depending on the style of coffee you're making) lift the cup to your mouth so it covers the cup's rim and then let forth a rip-roaring cough
4. Finish making beverage
5. Pass to your favourite person, preferably someone who is currently not ill
A coughee is made using the following steps:
1. Boil the kettle
2. Get a cup and start making a usual coffee
3. Prior to adding the coffee (before the boiling water, depending on the style of coffee you're making) lift the cup to your mouth so it covers the cup's rim and then let forth a rip-roaring cough
4. Finish making beverage
5. Pass to your favourite person, preferably someone who is currently not ill
Tina: Hey Jess, *sniff* how are you today?
Jess: Better than you, sick girl, go home will you?
Tina: ...ok, but do you fancy a coughee before I go? I just boiled the kettle.
Jess: Sure thing, just don't get any germs in it. Ew.
Tina: Don't you worry about a thing, Jess. don't you worry.
Jess: Better than you, sick girl, go home will you?
Tina: ...ok, but do you fancy a coughee before I go? I just boiled the kettle.
Jess: Sure thing, just don't get any germs in it. Ew.
Tina: Don't you worry about a thing, Jess. don't you worry.
by Monkeybruiser June 27, 2019
Rich: Christ, I'm hungry as fuck this morning.
Carlos: Ya should've got a bacon snadger on your way in. You walked past a butchers, ya knob!
Josh: If you're offering, I'll have two.
Adam: Fat bastards.
Carlos: Ya should've got a bacon snadger on your way in. You walked past a butchers, ya knob!
Josh: If you're offering, I'll have two.
Adam: Fat bastards.
by Monkeybruiser February 28, 2019