Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

Dingle Dick

Someone who is neither but still acts as if he or she either is missing a chromosome or has an extra. Often referred to as a Jeremy.

Yo Dingle Dick that glove on your hand is used to catch the ball.

by StudMuffinSeth04 July 5, 2019

crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

by lityungin2 January 8, 2025

small dick

A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant

Look at that small dick

by Lloljw December 4, 2018

Tazer dick

Dirty Cops.

That damn tazer dick pulled me over and roughed me up .. fuck that guy!!

by grimpin1 March 16, 2018

Grabba Dick

Your child's name in Kahoot.

Parent 1: What's my child's name in Kahoot?
Everyone: Grabba Dick

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Dormant Dick December

Same as No Nut November, except it's now in December. Can be shortened to DDD.

Guy 1: Finally I completed No Nut November.
Guy 2: Get ready for Dormant Dick December.
Guy 1: Oh fuck! I forgot.

by I have toast November 3, 2021