just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Fruit roll dick

When a person wraps a fruit roll up on a man’s dick and sucks it until it cums

Peggy have you ever tried fruit roll dicks I hear my friend jason tried it with his little sister

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

eatin da dick up

eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.

johnny- wyd
sophie - eatin da dick up
jonny- whos?
sophie- mia's

by k3toicy May 10, 2023

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

A fuckin beaut of an Ottawa Senators draft pick, Historically the Dyck clan was a part of Roman gods, until the great early war took place and they were cast down to just simple royalty, then forming the new Hard Dick clan, otherwise known as of today "The Dicks"

Tyson Dyck "Aka Tyson Dick"

Example: "honey were out of sugar"

" No worries we can just ask of friendly neighborhoods Dicks to sauce us over some Sugar for these wicked biscuits were whippin up"

by Senanator May 11, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023