Poop skid 

Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.

Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.

Poop skid by Sabresfan11 January 6, 2011

poop canyon 

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.

person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon

poop canyon by C Mac G September 25, 2011

Poop Sanctum 

It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!

I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.

Poop Sanctum by MattyRolston87 November 16, 2011

poop art 

a bowel movement that comes out shaped like some form of art!

poop art

poop art by Closer17 February 14, 2012

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

poop-fogged by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

poop listener 

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

poop listener by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

poop brigade 

A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.

Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!

poop brigade by TheManWithThePeedDriveway February 10, 2014