Sexual act; penetration of the ear. Resulting deposits in ear may result in hearing problems, hence 'soundproofing'; to ejaculate in ones ear.
Damn blud, yo just penetrated my ear, AND ejaculated in it, therefore I have been, like, totally sound-proofed.
Pardon? You'll have to speak up a bit, I was given the soundproofing to end all soundproofings the other night. Sorry, could you pass me those cotton swabs? Still got some... semen... in here...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'