Mexican Sombrero 

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light

John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!

Mexican Sombrero by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

mexican makeup 

Black markers and vaseline. That's all a mexican girl needs to get ready for the night. shave off them eyebrows, draw them on WAY up high on the forehead so that she looks permanently surprised, draw a black line above the lashes, a black line around the lips, and finish it off with some petroleum jelly for that vato look.

EW look at that nasty ho Janel with her mexican makeup. Why does she always look surprised? She looks like a clown whore.

mexican makeup by hahahahayouidiot October 16, 2008

Mexican Optometrist 

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

Mexican Optometrist by James Hayes June 11, 2006

mexican blumpkin 

A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.

Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...

mexican blumpkin by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater November 1, 2006

mexican party hat 

A paper toilet seat cover that you use on a public toilet so you don't get other people's crap on your ass.

"I needed to you the restroom at the Burger King but there weren't any mexican party hats to put down on the toilet".

mexican party hat by vtec16 April 10, 2005

Mexican roulette

When you poke a hole in a random condom in the store and wait until someone accidentally get pregnant

"well, i cant blaim u, whenever im in cvs i like to go to the family planning isle and play a little Mexican roulette myself"

Mexican roulette by Rastadon November 28, 2007

mexican fireplace 

this is when you interrupt doggy-style anal coitus and replace your penis with a bottle of hot sauce. thus, a mexican fireplace is in essence a hot sauce enema.

Last Monday, Mary begged for the mexican fireplace.

mexican fireplace by georgelopez October 22, 2008