Fart Kiss 

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.

*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*

Fart Kiss by SG94 October 3, 2012

fart box 

Slang term for a cocaine whores rectum.
Meaning that a visible gap is present when the buttocks is parted.Entry into a well seasoned "fartbox" is generally void of any resistance which is found in a rectum which has not been destroyed.

Roxana "Roxi" Brooks, has a well seasoned fartbox which can easily acommidate large penis in excess of 9", as well as accomidating large penises she is capable of "muleing" several ounces of "skeetch".

fart box by Donovan July 29, 2003

Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed

Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.

Fart a Seed by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016

Fart knocker 

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

Fart knocker by alci hall November 18, 2009

Fart Porn 

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.

Oh man you Fart Porned me

Fart Porn by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006

fart can 

the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's

rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together

rust-man: too late it's already here!!!

rustbucket guy: nooooo

fart can by lord saTan November 7, 2006

Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.

"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!

Fart Factory by TudFantasy February 4, 2010