Snap Dump

When someone adds you on SnapChat just to send you back to back snaps in order to raise they're snap score.

Someone just Snap Dumped me and raised their score by 100 points.

by Theoneandonlyfisher December 31, 2022

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

clear-up dump

When you take a dump so epic that your head is cleared of all stupid ideas previous to said action.

Bob Saget: Dude you almost married that hooker!
Charlie Sheen: I know, good thing I took a clear-up dump.

by Jackie Crabbie November 10, 2011

Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

Gambling Dump

Spending an unrealistic time in the toilet under the proviso of going for a dump, but actually using the time to monitor a bet that may require a cash-out at any time.

Where’s Steve? He’s been ages?

If he’s gone for a gambling dump again, I’ll kill him.

by JamesTheFox October 13, 2019

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.

Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025