Trophy Shelf Tities
The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.
Trophy Shelf Tities by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010
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more useless than tits on a nun
Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!
That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!
more useless than tits on a nun by Missy Meg January 5, 2009
Big-Tits McGee
A female of the human species who is blessed with unusually large tits and is objectified for this feature.
Oh, hey, there's big-tits mcgee.
Man 1: Do you know big-tits mcgee?
Man 2: No. Describe her.
Man 1: She has big tits.
Man 2: Oh yeah I know her.
Man 1: Do you know big-tits mcgee?
Man 2: No. Describe her.
Man 1: She has big tits.
Man 2: Oh yeah I know her.
Big-Tits McGee by RKDaniels September 30, 2007
Titin
Titin is a protein that in humans is encoded by the TTN gene. Titin is a giant protein that functions as a molecular spring which is responsible for the passive elasticity of muscle.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has 189,819 letters in total.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has 189,819 letters in total.
Titmaster
one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
national geographic titties
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
national geographic titties by CBianchi August 23, 2007
Titus
An awesome name shared by not many. He is a smart thinker, bold speaker, strong leader but not cocky, loves music, always smiles, has a lover, courteous, not shy with girls. Once a friend, he'll stay a good friend.