The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
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"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
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