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Returning some Videotapes
The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.
Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!
Returning some Videotapes by jomamma12345 October 25, 2009
Returning the Favor
'And she didn't even return the favor? what a bitch!'
'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'
'Her BJ was so good, i had to return the favor... even though she tasted like tuna'
Returning the Favor by DespairChild July 6, 2004
Returning a favor
The act of hitting the ball back to your opponent in a game of ping pong by smashing it and running to the left side leaving him with no chance of hitting it back.
Returning a favor by TheGunnaGuy August 24, 2021
Returning Citizens
Returning Citizens by DC lil TB September 17, 2021
remorning
A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.
Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics
Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics
Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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