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Wounded Duck 

Sexual technique used to entice women and create the best orgasms by arousal of the anus. Formed by extending last three fingers then curling the forefinger and thumb. Much like shocker but can heighten intensity of sexual pleasure to a maximum in comparison.

Steps to correct wounded ducking:
1) Caress anal hole with forefinger
2) Make ready wounded duck position
3) Aggressively insert fingers into anus (despite bleeding and screaming, the technique is actually quite pleasurable, if woman persists to struggle then form "Warrior Duck" by spreading last three fingers to act as a barbed end that will not be able to be removed)
4) Continue to wounded duck while pleasing woman with your big, long, pink, strong, ding dong, penis ( Remember: real gentlemen finish first and third during intercourse, but as common courtesy say to partner "You were amazing" then proceed to high five)
I went duck hunting last night
Yea?
Yea man, it was awesome she struggled at first but then I got to wounded duck her all night long. See? Smell my fingers
Wounded Duck by Cock Rocket August 7, 2012
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darkwing duck 

A black person, negro
omg I just got robbed by a bunch of darkwing ducks
darkwing duck by duckfan1000 August 6, 2009
Related Words
1. Noun. The animal of the bird variety, difficult to ctch without help. Tastiest variety is the mallard.

2. A collective noun reffering to a group that occurs when an indivdual moongoose meets one or more of its kind.(Having researched all possibilities this seems by far the most logical)
1. He's a one armed duck fucker (see dumbland)

2. Look over there! There's some a duck.
A duck! by Draz'Andant July 15, 2003

can a duck swim? 

yes, of course, why do you ask when you know the answer?

The expression - part of the "does a bear shit in the woods?" family - is used to reply to a question that accepts only one obvious answer: an unambiguous "yes"
Two weeks ago I had a letter from the Prime Minister asking if I would be willing to receive the honour - Commander of the British Empire - if the Queen sanctioned it? Can a duck swim?

fuck a duck 

Another way to tell someone to fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw your uncle scrooge,
bang bang an orangutan,
and your momma too.
fuck a duck by Tameron January 11, 2008

suck-a-duck 

a lame nigga/clown/bird nigga
you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.

Lame Duck 

An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever.
Dude last night was off the hook :D That is til she decided to Reverse Cowboy me , man i completely LAME DUCKED her =/
Lame Duck by Karma9 June 8, 2010