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masturbation-fueled car 

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.
Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.
masturbation-fueled car by frizz February 27, 2004
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Rice Car 

A vehicle from a country that exports rice. Japan. Rice does not stand for "race inspired cosmetic enhancement". That was developed in the last few years by people who drive rice cars but don't want to admit it. The term "rice burner" has been around since the 70s while the "race inspired" definition was created around 2010.

This is not to be confused with the term "Ricer". A ricer is an individual, not a vehicle. Someone who puts very large/loud exhaust, bulky body kits(usually unpainted or spray painted), large wheels with tiny tires, excessive negative camber, "drift trinkets", tow hooks, neon lights, body colored interior plastic parts, wings, non-functional hood scoops, Japanese writing on the windows, metal cold air intakes(these are hot air intakes as metal under a hood gets very hot), candy painted valve covers and other tasteless cosmetic modifications on their vehicles. You do not have to drive a rice car to be a ricer. You do not have to be a ricer to drive a rice car. The two are completely separate.
Jimmy just got a rice car. Its a 300hp Subaru STi.

The owner of that Focus is a serious ricer. Look at that nasty primered body kit and giant wing.
Rice Car by Dodge Daytona R/T January 8, 2013
When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!
"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"
Staff Car by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Death Valley Clown Car 

The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.
Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!

baptize the car 

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.
You should baptize the car right now!
baptize the car by mbergy April 18, 2018

Trap Car 

Crown Vic or such car with 22s or bigger (rim size) with heavy tint, usually owned by a drug dealer or trap star
All the drug dealers in West Palm Beach are getting trap cars with 24 inch rims.
Trap Car by SATAN'Schild666 August 16, 2010