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The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.
Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.
USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.
A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.
(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.
USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.
A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.
(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone
Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
United States of America by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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unitard
Noun. A person who does something retarded due to cultural uniformity. Used especially to refer to Japanese people who do something incredibly stupid only because he/she has been culturally conditioned to think in the accepted, uniform manner.
Lisa: I found this new sushi place, and
Yuki: You can eat sushi?
John: Oh really? You know the only thing I like to eat is tuna.
Yuki: You can eat it? Raw fish?
Chris: Do they have any, what's it called, toro?
Yuki: You know sushi is raw fish, right? Can you eat it?
Lisa: You're such a unitard!!
Yuki: You can eat sushi?
John: Oh really? You know the only thing I like to eat is tuna.
Yuki: You can eat it? Raw fish?
Chris: Do they have any, what's it called, toro?
Yuki: You know sushi is raw fish, right? Can you eat it?
Lisa: You're such a unitard!!
unitard by Hanenosuke July 28, 2008
Uniti
She is just a straight cunt who thinks the world revolves around her. Often taking advantage of her friends and expecting them to taking it, and throwing a pissy fit when they do it back. Normally fat and blonde, and has mental instability.
Uniti by Anomnomnomymous October 16, 2013