clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

Witch Face

The face of someone who has smoked meth for too long. Normally has no teeth left and strange wrinkles and scars from sores.

Woah look at that guy he has total witch face.

by Elaineheaven16 October 7, 2016

Chad face

This is a performance where you suck your cheeks in and smile representing the face of the prominent internet meme "giga chad"

I am doing a chad face

by Fortnitecheeks June 22, 2022

Face Stuffing

When you literally get all the cum from your nuts and sploge it in yo girls mouth and make her choke

Me and samantha were face stuffing last night

by Deadracc March 22, 2020

goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 22, 2008

Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007