Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
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Shut the hell up he is running 20th in shitty equipment he's my GOAT!
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If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
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