Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.

I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!

by Darren.G October 7, 2006

cunt tease

See cock tease. A male, usually more attractive and confident in nature than a female, who manipulates her. May also be used in a sexual context when a man is unable to perform or performs inadequately.

She thought he was really into her, but it turned out her was only a cunt tease.

by Meggs September 23, 2005

Muddas cunt

The gramatically 'correct' way of saying 'Mudda cunt' i.e. it's really supposed to be "Mudda's cunt" but for convenience the apostrophe is omitted.

Initially used as an even ruder, cruder and lewder way of insulting one (by insulting one's mother).
Probably derived from "yo mamma" jokes.
Considered VERY degrading.
But now it is used in common parlance very loosely i.e. appropriate for use in any and every sentence.

"Windale muddas cunt"

"Where is my muddas cunt pen?"

hits foot "OHhh muddas cunt!!!"

confused, frustrated "What the muddas cunt!?!?!??"


Synonym(s): Fuckness

by S-bella February 13, 2009

fat cunt

A word for someone that is so fat and obese that they can't see past their rolls of blubber
ie: greedy bastard!!

You are one fat cunt, who ate all the pies?

by specialk July 23, 2003

man-cunt

The anus of a male homosexual - a bottom - in the context of sexual penetration.

The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.

The man-cunt of the luscious young he-whore was much in demand, as many longed to probe his hole.

by Victor Felix September 5, 2005

cunt juice

Besides the normal definition, slang term in the auto parts business for battery acid. See andy granatelli belly jelly

In the 60s, you had to add your own cunt juice to brand new batteries

by andy1 June 8, 2005

crusty cunt

an older woman who acts and dresses like a teenager

Our physical science teacher, with her hooker outfit, is such a crusty cunt!

by butchick September 10, 2004