Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

Noodles

Arousing photographic images of the female or other inferior species of a sexual nature; N00dz

"I can't believe Don Roy already got Noodles from that girl"

by OODLES O' NOODLES August 31, 2011

nodles

like noodles, but reeealy teeny noodles.

"woah hey im not in mood for noodles! they look wayy too big"

"yo dude! try some nodles!"

"just what i need man, thanx"

by batman March 18, 2005

limp noodles

these group of fabulous girls at alice deal consist of: hanna, lilli, norah, sarah, and amanda. they actually didnt come up with this title for themselves and they hate it LIKE A MUG! (yes, that is language picked up from deal). they're very close and even formed a "loverhood". they're the hottest thing thats hit DC.

man1 (trevor): hey! here come the limpnoodles!

sarah (limpnoodle): FUCK YOU BITCH DONT CALL US THAT!!!!!!!!!!

by the hottest one (manda) February 19, 2005

nooblet

A poorly made omelette, or a person of lesser intellegence or skill compared to one's self.

"Who made this nooblet?" or "You forgot the salt again, you nooblet!"

by Luke February 2, 2005

noodlemonster

Crazy-Goofy individual.

"Haha man you noodlemonster!"

by fawner March 5, 2004

watery noodles

Second rate and ill prepared. Like Big Boy resturant's spaghetti that never gets drained properly making an extremely watery tomato soup at the bottom of the dish.

Man, Dom's argument is like watery noodles. He should have thougt that shit out more.

by ~Bean September 13, 2006