limpnoodle 

A stupid ugly girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.

She has weave. Shut up! no she doesn't! Girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.

limpnoodle by Janay2015 January 13, 2010

limp noodle 

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

limp noodle by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

Limp Noodle 

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

Limp Noodle by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

limp noodle 

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

limp noodle by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

limp noodle 

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

limp noodle by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

lampnoodle 

If someones pissing you off...call them a lampnoodle. Why? Because its better than calling them a wanker.

"Hey you. You're a wanker."
"Shut your mouth you lampnoodle"

lampnoodle by Jaaaacko April 30, 2006

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009