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limpnoodle 

A stupid ugly girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.
She has weave. Shut up! no she doesn't! Girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.
limpnoodle by Janay2015 January 13, 2010
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limp noodle 

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.
Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.
limp noodle by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

Limp Noodle 

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

limp noodle 

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!
I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

limp noodle 

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.
limp noodle by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

lampnoodle 

If someones pissing you off...call them a lampnoodle. Why? Because its better than calling them a wanker.
"Hey you. You're a wanker."
"Shut your mouth you lampnoodle"
lampnoodle by Jaaaacko April 30, 2006

Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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