If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.
by LowMansLyric469 August 08, 2023
noun: A condition in which one attempts to both say a number and visually represent it with one's fingers, yet the numbers are almost always accidentally unequal.
by Shayne Valencia March 04, 2006
When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.
by Tablecloth January 02, 2020
A human being that enjoys being promiscuous via the mouth. This person often walks or rolls around with a sticky substance in and around their mouth hole.
by riotboy42 February 25, 2015
by Wires in my mouth April 24, 2020
by inutinsocks November 09, 2022