Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

by Izers December 5, 2018

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.

Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!

by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017

cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.

Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.

by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)

Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019