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jiffy burger 

An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
jiffy burger by Accelgor February 27, 2017

dead burger 

a woman who hasnt had a wash for a year and you got down on her
i took a girl home on a one night stand last night and when i took her pants off it smelt like a dead burger
dead burger by elzz March 20, 2017

spunky burger 

It's a burger a male squits his mayo into and then makes the female eat it whilst the fucks her anus rapidly
God damn it ell, do you want a spunky burger
spunky burger by Jackyl 333 April 13, 2017

Turd Burger 

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)
Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "
Turd Burger by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

Gucci burger

Meaning of the coolest degree or level, indicating that whatever you are referring to is the best of the best; supreme
Fred: Dude I heard you fucked the head cheerleader yesterday! How was it?
Jack: Gucci burger bro.

ice burger 

A fatass big tit faggot who gets dubbed by naya his real name is albieris and his tv is small just like his ant eater dick and he sucks at ball
omg he is such an ice burger it’s gross
ice burger by Danker danker January 29, 2018