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hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike
Ima give you this hike dick.
by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020
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dick-flick

by Jorgethegreat June 13, 2015
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dick lynching

Right before cumming squeeze the head of the penis as to not allow anything to come out.
That girl last night gave me a dick lynching. It hurt like hell but was totally worth it!
by Janae's snatcher June 13, 2017
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drumpo dick

when your dick gets thick and heavy and wet and sticky and dry and crusty and hairy and floats in piss
i got drumpo dick! cant wait to die!
by i came all the way here October 11, 2023
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National Suck a Dick Day

let her suck your dick, it’s national suck a dick day!
by eugoslavia June 24, 2021
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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
mugGet the Dick Face-Timemug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>
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