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Miamisburg Middle School 

The school for 12-14 year olds. Gossip about you here will spread faster than the speed of fucking light. Teachers treat you like second graders and the dress code is so sexist it’s not even funny. People are so freaking immature it’s not funny, they use Instagram and Snapchat to solve all their problems instead of acting like real people and everyone pussies out of everything and you’ll have fucking 14 year olds causing school threats for fun or trying to seem cool and half the kids here smoke weed thinking their so cool and everyone pretty much acts petty. If you wanna go to a shitty school system, come to miamisburg!
Kid: I go to Miamisburg Middle School. Worst school ever
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Plymouth middle school 

Plymouth Middle is the worst school by far, the staff is weird and sometimes stink, for example Mr. Rurik Johnson breath smells like cigarettes, and Mr. Frandrup gives homework every night even on BREAKS! WTH!! DO NOT ATTEND THIS SCHOOL
Plymouth Middle School is a very gross school to attend.

Nelson middle school

filled with hella asians but the only relevant onez are rida manu sahej om and aryan everyone likes titus and ava . they sports teams are okay but tha school filled with hella drama and it’s very irrev like nothin compared to griffin or pearson. 👀

Springfield Township Middle School 

A school located in the suburbs outside of Philadelphia. The teachers are good and most students learn alot, but it sucks anyway because it is a middle school.

It is currently a 5, 6, and 7th grade school, but may soon become 6, 7, and 8th grades.
Joe: Hey, what school do you go to?

Julian: Springfield Township Middle School.

Joe: Do you like it?

Julian: No. It sucks.

winston churchill middle school 

A middle school with a bunch of terrible (and a couple of good) people. Where to start? The goddamned place has a bunch of bloodthirsty teachers, most of which are completely unaware that each student has five other classes. It also has a couple of nice teachers, so there's that. The district made it an "all-IB school" except they didn't change a single damn thing. They kept every single passport and held-back kid and decided to be more "inclusive". By lowering the bar. Yeah. So all the true IB students get to work three times as hard for the same f***ing qualifications. The cafeteria food isn't bad, not gonna lie, but by god is the school grimy. For an institution (if you can even call it that) that just got 9 million f***ing dollars to build new crap, the goddamn place is covered in old milk and trash. The school is full of SJW's and people so closed-minded and stupid that they can only be described as "wealthy Cro-Magnon". Any conservative student here has a limited time until they get accused of something, so you better keep your mouth shut. If Donald Trump ever came within 100 feet of the campus, he would be lynched within a span of 1-2 minutes. People hate him here. Anyways, the school is full of trashy people and some slightly-less-trashy people
Oh you go to Winston Churchill Middle School? How many genders do you have?

Dr Mona Jain Middle School 

It is a new school with great teachers😉

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Dude “Dr Mona Jain Middle School” is an amazing school

Parkville Middle School

The best school to ever be built... it is called "my school" by approximately 1,200 of the worlds most fun kids ever. It is located in Parkville, MD. No one is ever left out. Everyone is different, which adds to the fun. The school where no one wants to leave. Unfortunately, its's initials are PMS
Person 1: Hey dude, what school u go to?
Person 2: Parkville Middle, all the way!

"OMG OMG my schools initials are PMS!"

Parkville Middle School is the best school ever!