brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

johnson brown

The male reproductive organ (penis) can be referred to as a johnson. Brown is the inherent qualities of being associated with feces. If your johnson goes into the brown eye you've got yourself a brown johnson, or johnson brown.

Oh man did you wash? I got johnson brown.

by the dog brown April 23, 2009

Bobbin' for Browns

A humerous game derived from the age old tradition of Bobbing for Apples, however, some clever dick has replaced the apples with rather unsavoury objects resulting in a rather messy game.

'I tricked Paul into a game of Apple Bobbing but really he was Bobbin' for Browns'

by Jen and Han October 28, 2005

Brown Knuckle

When some one wipes their ass and their thumb knuckle hits their asshole before the toilet paper does, causing them to have shit on their knuckle.

Tom had to use extra soap to get off the brown knuckle.

by Iambetterthanu February 14, 2008

Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

brown-capping

when you have to take a shit so bad that its halfway out of your asshole

"dude you excuse me for a minute, I'm brown-capping really bad"
"I know u are, I can smell it over here for real"

by tinyballin32 June 28, 2008

Brown Fox

Similar to a Blue Falcon, but intentionally fucks over his buddies to look better.

Man1: are we still going to go to the concert.
Man2: let me call up Jim... Jim?
Jim: I am already here with Sally.
Man2: She's a whore and she hates us, and you were our only ride.
Man1: You brown fox.

by assassinblack October 6, 2008