ass flu

A sudden and violent sickness with the primary symptom being total liquification and elimination of the entire intestinal tract over a period of days.

During ass flu the infected will experience defication with the consistency of burnt coffee every thirty minutes for at least three days. The accumulated stress will usually lead to an angy starfish with a peanut.

Ass flu is almost always contracted by eating at buffet restaurants frequented by mobs of geriatrics; Golden Coral, Fire Mountain Grill, or Luby's.

I didn't want to go Fire Mountain Grill because it looked like ass flu waiting to happen. When my friend Matt went there he got the worst case of ass flu ever. He said his starfish was destroyed by a peanut cluster.

by Matt Simmons October 16, 2006

planet ass

a place where people with girlfriends or boyfriends live because they get so much ass.
a place where people without lovers wish they lived

That girl must live on planet ass. She has a new boyfriend every other week.
Kelly and kristy often dream about the day they will live on planet ass.

by kjo March 5, 2007

blue ass

n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover

I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.

by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010

platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010

ass stamp

When you sit on something with no clothes on.

Dude ass stamped my couch.

by Lisa Avery December 25, 2007

Squash Ass

The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.

I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.

by squasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 7, 2009

Shag Ass

v. to flee from an area, typically to evade trouble

Example 1
Guy 1: "Yo man, you got the goods?"
Guy 2: Hell yeah, give me just on sec my man."
*police siren*
Guy 1: "Oh shit! It's the fuzz! Lets shag ass!"

Example 2
Guy 1: "Dayyyummm! Look at that fine bitch comin'this way."
Guy 2: Nigga, dats my ex! The one I was tellin' you bout who won't stop callin' my house. Lets shag ass!"

by Purple Turkoglu Also April 19, 2013