Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

Ass month by National free head May 1, 2019

ass torpedo 

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

ass torpedo by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

ass burglar 

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

ass burglar by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

Ass Mangler by I forget January 11, 2004

ass muppet 

a clueless, bothersome imp of a person

Chris has done so much meth, he's turned into a complete ass muppet. I wish he'd stop.

ass muppet by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

ass maggot 

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.

Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.

ass maggot by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010

Ass Hickey

When someone consistently and intensely kisses ass and latches on for so long that it leaves a hickey.

Did you see that brown-nosing Jimmy? He kissed Joes ass so much that he left an ass hickey!

Ass Hickey by BTedstrom August 30, 2006