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Cunt-Cake 

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*
That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.
Cunt-Cake by Raven April 28, 2004

marble cake 

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex
whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!
marble cake by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004
Pussy , vagina , cunt , twat , punny .
Haz - "cake piece of cake on a plate"
Luke - "Thats a metaphor for your punny"

-Offering your punny on a plate-

"I'd Like to get a piece of that lady cake"

-I'd like to dog her-

"I want your cake on my face it tastes quite nice, but your a disgrace"

-Your pussy tastes nice but your a dog-
Lady cake by mattsymon April 24, 2006

Cake it up 

A phrase used to express joy and excitement at the prospect of doing something really fun and cool.
I'll see you on Thursday, we are gonna cake it up! or alternately, that is so caked up.
Cake it up by Cakey1 August 4, 2011

cake and cock party 

A festival of gays that generally is held at fire island. The party inevitably runs out of cake and turns into a cock fest.
Mike: Hey Frank where is Rewg?
Frank: Hes on flamer island at a cake and cock party no cake just cock.
Mike: what a faggot...
cake and cock party by Rewg August 25, 2011

turd cake 

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
turd cake by Max Chill February 26, 2010