Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period

I gave my girl a baked tomato last night

by King Chapo June 15, 2016

baked

to be high on marijuana

dude i'm so baked

by lazboi September 1, 2016

Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

by Brophytastic November 22, 2016

bakevarer

this is not a text about bakevarer this is all about sugar daddies. You are going to be taken by a sugar daddy, sugar daddies love taking children with names vegard and Eskil.

Oh shit the sugar daddy is going to take you, oh his name is bakevarer

by nuske January 31, 2017

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017

baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.

That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5

by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017