internet

The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.

You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.

by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008

Internet Troll

Someone who uses the internet as a means of stalking some one.

Missy closed her MySpace account because on an Internet Troll.

by Butterfly Goddess May 8, 2008

internetting

The current use of the internet in communication regardless of medium whether it be through e-mail or any other instant text message ability.

No Doi, I'm internetting him back right now, Becky!

I just submitted my new resume to that employer I was talking about, but they still haven't internetted me back yet.

Hey, send me an internet about that O.K. bro?!

Ya the scene went sideways, I will internet you later about it...

by Wordcarver January 28, 2011

InternetMunchausen

Desperate internet persona
One that constantly posts on multiple bulletin boards for attention, usually nonsense.

We are calling an intervention, you have InternetMunchausen.
You are on a week's vacationn from posting, you have InternetMunchausen.

by ______________________________________ July 19, 2006

Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and use of more than three E-mail addresses by one individual.

John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at [e-mail] ; [e-mail] ; [e-mail] and [e-mail]

by rwgreen November 22, 2011

Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.

May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder

by rwgreen June 18, 2011

internet

A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for porn porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

by Sam is a Dick December 7, 2006