by John Newlan December 19, 2011
Get the John Newlanmug. The face of the opposition to the completely useless Labour party in the NZ parliament and as far as a lot of people are concerned the next rightful NZ PM.
by lucky015 March 22, 2009
Get the John Keymug. possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it
by b bibble August 31, 2005
Get the john smithsmug. John mayer is one of the most popular young superstars around.
John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
John Mayer was born on October 16, 1977 and he grew up in Connecticut. Initially John only specifically listened to pop music. According to him, when he was 13 years old, he was astonished by Stevie Ray Vaughn. His goal then became to learn the guitar and emulate Stevie Ray Vaughn. After about 2 years, John was already performing in blues clubs while impressing them with his brilliance at such a young age. Eventually John decided that was not the route he wanted to take so that he may have a successful music career. It was the famous South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin, Texas in March of 2000, was where he was discovered and soon after signed to a recording contract. His debut album was entitled, Room for Squares.
Mayer's lucrative follow-up, 2004's Heavier Things, resulted in another Grammy, this time for Song of the Year.
by M. Moore September 3, 2005
Get the John Mayermug. "Lil John?"
"WHAT?"
"Can you hear me?"
"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"
"WHAT?"
"Can you hear me?"
"YYYYEAHHHHHHH"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHHHHHHHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHHHWAHAWHWHAT?"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??????"
"Why dont you get cornrows?"
"OOOOOOOOKAYYYY"
by Ben Rain August 3, 2004
Get the lil johnmug. John Jay was a figure in American history who completely failed at everything he did, and his name can now be used as an insult meaning "weak", "lame", or "unsuccessful".
by jchicago32 January 26, 2010
Get the John Jaymug. A simple man, searching for the meaning of life. He wanders aimlessly to where ever the girl he loves is located at the time. He is the most gentle and kind human being in all of existence, and will do everything in his power to make everyone happy. He loves his cat, his Mother and taking baths for hours on end while having deep conversations with anyone who is willing to talk. He also has an awesome beard, and a beautiful smile, even though he doesn't think he does.
by Yorylime March 2, 2010
Get the John Watsonmug.