Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max mayfield

A character played by Sadie sink

Sadie sink okays max mayfield

by Maxismine June 20, 2023

max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max

A common term for sex used in New Zealand

Wanna have some Max later on tonight

by JoshtheBoshWithaMackintosh January 25, 2023

Max

Not very good at things, specifically throwing sharp objects at wood. Speaking of wood max is super good at accounting and loves boobs(man). A max will never fail to make you smile - as long as he is not the type to peak in your window, watch out for those Maxs. If you get a good max you will feel equally appreciated and bullied, the best of both.

Hey is that Max?

Yeah close your window.

No not that Max the cool funny one

Oh sick man I’ll take one of those

Yeah.

by Livelaughlove1268 January 26, 2023

Max moft

This is a guy that will always try to be around the coolest people and will leave if there are cooler people or things around

That guy just left us for them that guy is a max moft

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

max

my family cat. i like him as a friend.

max is funny

by gogoogogogogogoggo February 1, 2023