Crayon Eating Motherfucker

When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.

Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.

by Kokomoa February 3, 2014

You Are What You Eat

A comeback for fat people.

Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D

by DDSavage April 2, 2016

Earth

A large planet in danger of being destroyed by the Vogans to make way for a new hyperspace by-pass. For other extraterrestrial beings, Earth appears to be in the way and they often land here by accident. Also called E-are-th like in the movie Lilo and Stitch.

Gallaxhar (Monsters vs. Aliens): "Earthlings: I come in peace! I mean you no harm! However, most of you won't survive the next 24 hours. You should in no way take any of this personally; it's just business. So, just a recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die."

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

SMP Earth

A private SMP (Survival Multiplayer) of a 1:3000 minecraft map of the earth. The players consist of youtubers and streamers invited by Wilbur Soot (some of these people include CallMeCarson, CaptainSparklez and RTGame) who are allowed to create their own factions (which act as countries) and invite people to this countries. So far on this server there have already been several wars (finished and ongoing), a couple capital cities and a few landmarks.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new Minecraft event, SMP Earth?
Person 2: Actually I have, I'm a huge Quackity fan and have been watching his streams on there.
Person 1: Yo thats sick! I've been watching CaptainSparklez and Technoblade stream on there.
Person 3: I wish I knew what you guys were talking about.

by itreallybemehuh November 28, 2019

Hell on Earth

Usually an over exaggerated comment from people who have a bad day or just see something really fucked up.

Example 1: Bob: "Hey Billy, hows your day today?"

Billy: "It sucks Bob, it's like Hell on Earth."

Example 2: Danny: "What is that shit?"

Gordon: "I don't know, but it looks like Hell on Earth."

by Jimmy Rooster June 24, 2018

you can't have your cake and eat it too

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

by bmiles October 1, 2006

eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

by ryan April 29, 2004