Kokomoa's definitions
When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
by Kokomoa February 3, 2014
Get the Crayon Eating Motherfuckermug.