The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018
Get the Satsuma fartmug. A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
Get the magnetic fartmug. When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.
by Rionox December 7, 2022
Get the Fart Puddlemug. by Smithy666 September 19, 2018
Get the sideways fartmug. The term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from Call of Duty. It is executed by shuffling the anus cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. There is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
"A young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. Nobody knows who the murderer is"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
"Hey are you playing Call of Duty?"
"No I did a silenced fart"
by The Duncster August 2, 2012
Get the Silenced Fartmug. This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
Get the Fart Musicianmug. The opposite of air dookie, a solid fart is just a poop...a dookie...a back door nib despencer. The use of this term when your dookie is a liquid is absolutely frowned upon.
by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
Get the Solid Fartmug.