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Lamar Jackson

Lamar Jackson might actually be the best athlete to ever walk the face of the earth.

Lamar Jackson is a hiesman winner all pro Quarterback in the NFL who dominated the league playing for the Baltimore Ravens drafted in 2018.

Lamar is a 2 time MVP as of 2025 who has the best Passer rating in all of NFL history and the Most rushing yards for a Quarterback (one again in NFL history)

In 2024 Lamar run the football into the end zone at 21.7 MPH making him the fastest Quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is the GOAT, we love Lamar Jackson.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver

An act of waking a person by blasting them with diarrhea while yelling "It's ART"!
All through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for fuckin Tom who just pulled a Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver in poor little Cindy Lou, that twat, waking everyone to see his newest masterpiece.

The Jackson Pollock Wake Up Maneuver wins again...

Percy Jackson

A singular alcoholic beverage, preferably a road beer for oneself.
“Hey stop by the liquor store let’s grab some Percy Jackson’s!”

“Beto stopped by the gas station and grabbed a Percy Jackson

Blanket Jackson

Masturbating under the bed sheets while people are in the room
Excuse the mess I’ve just been for a Blanket Jackson
Blanket Jackson by Dazedddd May 22, 2026

big head jackson 

Aaron: Dude, how much did that t-shirt cost you?
Tim: I dropped a big head jackson on it.
Aaron: That's not worth a big head jackson.
big head jackson by Joe McC. August 22, 2009

Paul Vincent Jackson 

Fuck you I'm Paul Vincent Jackson and I'll do what i want
Paul Vincent Jackson by TheArmy June 12, 2011