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Low Human Capital

A term popularized by Richard Hanania to describe people (or groups) with relatively low intelligence, education, intellectual curiosity, and impulse control. Low Human Capital individuals tend to favor simple narratives, conspiracy theories, audiovisual media (podcasts, TikTok, cable news) over dense reading or complex ideas, and derive status through physical appearance, tribal loyalty, or moralistic outrage rather than competence or achievement.
Unlike high-agency, high-IQ people who build things or seek truth, LHC types are more reactive, resentful of elites, and easily manipulated by populist messaging. The term is often used to explain why certain political movements struggle with institutional power and long-term governance. While existing in both major political parties in the US, they are most prominent in the Republican Party.
"Bro discovered one conspiracy theory on YouTube and now he's convinced the government is run by interdimensional lizards. Peak low human capital behavior."
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Frankenstein Human Theory

A framework for understanding human beings as assembled from incompatible models: the rational actor, the emotional creature, the social role-player, the biological organism, the narrative self. No single model captures the human. Frankenstein Human Theory uses all of them, acknowledging contradictions (e.g., free will and determinism, selfishness and altruism). It rejects the search for a unified “human nature.” It is a pluralist, pragmatic approach for psychology, anthropology, and philosophy.
Example: “Frankenstein Human Theory explained her behaviour: rational in budgeting, emotional in relationships, biological in hunger, social in conformity—all true, all contradictory.”

Fuzzy Human Theory

A framework for understanding humans as gradient beings: not fully rational, fully emotional, fully social, but degrees of each. Personality traits are spectra; moral character is partial; identity is multi-valued. Fuzzy Human Theory helps avoid essentialist stereotypes and captures the complexity of real people.
Example: “Fuzzy Human Theory described him as 0.7 introvert, 0.4 neurotic, and 0.8 conscientious—a spectrum, not a label.”

Critical Human Sciences

The application of critical theory to the humanities—history, literature, philosophy, and the arts. It examines how cultural production, historical narratives, and philosophical traditions are shaped by power, exclusion, and ideology. It uses methods from poststructuralism, feminist theory, and decolonial thought to deconstruct canonical works and recover marginalized voices. Critical Human Sciences does not reject the humanities; it radicalizes them by asking: whose story is told, whose voice is silenced, and what interests are served by the canon? It is often attacked for “political correctness,” but it responds that the traditional canon is already political.
Critical Human Sciences Example: “Critical Human Sciences would analyze Shakespeare not as timeless genius but as a product of Elizabethan colonialism, land enclosures, and emergent capitalism—while still finding revolutionary potential in the plays.”

One Man Human Centipede 

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

The School of Human Kindness 

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!

waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.
Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”
waste of human space by Pastahat December 23, 2017