zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."

Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"

by J Roth July 10, 2005

zipper snake

The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.

Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake after she charmed it out of my pants.

by BukkakeAnneCoulter April 26, 2007

Zipper Buster

A massive erection that threatens to break one's zipper. Usually in an awkward social location.

Dude, you really need to control that Zipper Buster...

by urikedge0718 June 23, 2010

Zipperhead

A racial slur coined by US soldiers during Korean War because if Asians were shot in the head with high-powered weapons, their heads would split as if you unzipped them.

Hey Louie, hand me that gun, I just saw me a zipperhead

by SlammySammy June 23, 2006

shit zipper

A universal term for jackass, or idiot. From the tv show The League. Also refers to eating actual shit.

"You're not like the rest of those shit zippers, " or, "These shit zipping frittatas are screwing up my chances to win the Shiva bowl."

by Password is Taco November 1, 2013

Pretty zipper

A pretty zipper refers to a pretty pussy. Jelly bean clit, cute soft lips. Front view resembling a pretty "zipper."

I got it in last night with a girl who had a roast beef pussy , I wish she had a pretty zipper.

by CandiiLadyy October 4, 2012

hunt-the-zipper

An erotic game, the process of which will be left up to the imagination. A reference to the novel Brave New World.

Above these again were the playrooms where, the weather having turned to rain, nine hundred older children were amusing themselves with bricks and clay modelling, hunt-the-zipper, and erotic play.

by ALevelEnglishStudent April 8, 2011