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The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.
"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.
by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021
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Ironic he could save others from death but not himself sheev palpatine
do you know the tragadey of darth plaugies the wise
by @therealSheevPalpatine January 15, 2018
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Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
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Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.
Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.
by Sillydeadgirl October 28, 2019
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WISE BRICKS

A brick flipping group

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by ERESAW March 13, 2021
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Penny Wise

the description is me. an example: ilayda your name should be penny-wise cause you're a CLOWN
penny wise is a nice way of calling someone a big clown
by ilayda kutuk November 13, 2019
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.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.
.9.you may feel the impetus to use past experiences to make strong key decisions. work wise, leadership qualities will be pretty shinelyu.9.
by Adujasty343 August 26, 2025
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