Jizz-wad 

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.

jizz-wad , fucked, dick

Jizz-wad by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

bread wad 

Noun; jerk, asshole

"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".

bread wad by Warriorhippie January 13, 2019

Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.

Wow, he's such a wank wad.

Wank Wad by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020

dick wad 

jerk, bastard

don't be such a dick wad

dick wad by JO January 25, 2003

blow your wad

ejaculating, to release semen.

"When you look at the bomb girl, try not to blow your wad"

blow your wad by soby September 30, 2006

detroit wad 

a large number of bills (usually secured with a rubber band) that consists of mainly one dollar bills

He pulled out this load of cash but it turned out to be just a Detroit wad.

detroit wad by Oscaro August 27, 2007

Skank Wad 

1 NOUN: A person normally female who is beyond just a skank. Someone who has all the elements of a skank, except they are concentrated and intensified, or in a wad.
2 Adj: A Skank beyond normal proportions.

Wow dat hoe is a fuckin skank wad
Hey look it's skank wad, why the hell is she here

Skank Wad by Colin Hurd February 27, 2008