fucking shitty little bard that thinks hes actually barbatos but is a grandpa that needs to go to bed
cant forget hes addicted to wine
cant forget hes addicted to wine
- "Did you see how cool venti is?"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"
--"Who? All I know is venti, the wine addicted grandpa."
-"Yeah thats him"
by venti u piece of shit come bac November 12, 2020
Get the venti mug.No this is NOT the Starbucks drink. This is the so called 'Tone-def-bard'. The bard of Mondstadt and barbatos himself. Jean knew from the start and if you stan venti like you hate La Signora.
"Venti that you-"
by genshin_forever March 17, 2021
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by mixer333 June 14, 2016
Get the Ventiv mug.a show on adult swim about two absent-minded boys, hank and dean venture. they are the sons of doctor thaddeus venture, a failed scientist who hates his life. dr. venture spends most of his time dealing with his annoying archnemesis, the monarch, who is obsessed with monarch butterflies. the two venture brothers tend to get inadvertently get wrapped up in some plot involving "super-science" and the like.
by d-shadow January 19, 2005
Get the Venture Brothers mug.Ventus is a character in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by sleep. More commonly known as Ven. He has a heart of light, and Terra and Aqua are like brother and sister to him. Ventus is probaby the MOST ADORABLE CHARACTER I HAVE EVER SEEN!
*SPOILER*
At the end of Birth by Sleep, Ven loses his heart. His wandering heart found its way to Sora, and melded with it. Sora is the only one who can save Ven, Aqua, and Terra.
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At the end of Birth by Sleep, Ven loses his heart. His wandering heart found its way to Sora, and melded with it. Sora is the only one who can save Ven, Aqua, and Terra.
by chocolateluver12345 December 7, 2010
Get the Ventus mug.A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
Get the Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura mug.The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011
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