slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008

thongs

n, rubber sandles, also known as ' Japanese Riding Boots ' Samoa safety boots' ( New Zealand Jandals)

Me thongs mate....wheres me thongs???

by herbie August 31, 2004

Thong

What comes out when someone with a lisp tries to say the word "song"

give me back the CD, i want to put a thong on

by nick May 1, 2003

Ohai Thor

An informal greeting to acknowledge the presence of the nordic god of thunder Thor.

John: Steve, here's Thor.
Steve: Ohai Thor.
John: Thor, that's Steve
Thor: Ohai Steve.

by Superbuddha May 18, 2011

thongatard

a leotard with a thong rear, usually consisting of bright neon colours and worn over a unitard or leggings.

"are you ready to go to the gym?"
"hold, on I have to adjust my thongatard"

by thongatardchicks December 28, 2007

Man Thong Syndrome

When a male acts in a manor which may be perceived as gay only because a women is not around. The affected individual acts as such do to high testosterone levels which make the male want to do gay things such as; whipping his balls out, humping, gay suggestive gestures(verbally), and for instance wearing Man Thongs amongst men.

Matt winked at a guy today.

Matt said he'd tap a guy who was playing Beer Bong.

Matt got a boner in a room full of men.

Matt said he'd "tap that", to a guy in his dorm.

#Man Thong Syndrome
Matt secretly "likes" his roommate Justin.

by ABizzle49 December 7, 2010

Thong Wank

The girl takes her thong off and places it on her stomach to allow the man to wank into it.

Kath's thong got covered in jizz following a thong wank.

by <insert> October 1, 2004