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Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
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gator clamp

the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a full nelsonon him.
when i was in prison i got gator clamped and i aint been right since!
by ableANDkane January 29, 2009
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Clamp Down

When an aggressive man (back in the days where women didn't have many rights before 1960s) and an unwilling woman to arrange a forced marriage, then shortly after its romanticized.

Basically things like "marriage will make an honest woman out of you" and bullshit like that
Her, (13 years old): John... please just listen to me! Please don't make us get a marriage! I'm not ready!
Him, (46 years old): MARY, WE GOTTA CLAMP DOWN.
by The penis puncher November 8, 2022
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Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball
Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022
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clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.
The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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