skumpy

when your boyfriend is a skumpy pumpy

who's Skumpy? Yiss, you are Skumpy!

by theskumpydump February 19, 2023

Squmpy

Retard

Peyton is a Squmpy

by MADog01 March 8, 2023

Swump

A combination of "wimp" "wuss".

"Mind yo' beezwax, swump."

by trivonol June 3, 2023

swampy cuppa

A cup of tea made with cold water and used teabags

"Erm had to be a swampy cuppa, sorry"

by JADiS_213 June 27, 2023

Swampy

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or a verb meaning reckless off vibes, lit, possibly drunk/high, eager to do R rated things with your crush, or all of the above

“What kind of vibes are you going with to the party”
“Mannnn… I’m tryna be swampy fr- It’s going to be a night to remember.”

by qtxiiphrases September 9, 2023

Swampy Charles

Also known as Soppy Dickens is when you've been working all day in a hot ass boiler and your slim Jim is soggy and hanging low.

Hot damn I have a Swampy Charles, that thang is hanging plum to my knees.

by LilFlopps September 30, 2024

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023