claudio sanchez

Pooftastic. Entirely. Just pooftastic.

"You call that poofing? Let a pro show you how it's done." *snap* ... *POOFSPLOSION*

by Skiba February 28, 2005

dirty sanchez with extra gravy

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea

While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

by Of Course May 13, 2005

Nasty Sanchez

When one sticks one's finger up a girls azz and then wipes it under her nose, leaving a "mustache".

Man, you should've seen the look on her face when I gave her a Nasty Sanchez.

by Never Done a Nasty Sanchez September 24, 2003

Scancho

Scancho is a nickname for those of a male species, a cross between scott and sancho(a common spanish name for scott). It is uncommon, but when seen is often liked. Scancho is meant for those who are highly intelligent, handsome, and well-liked.

Hey Scancho, that party was pretty insane, huh?

by Scott Bialor March 21, 2008

slanch

To become calm and comfortable. Relax.

She saw a need for a downtown club where women could slanch.

by blogus June 2, 2016

Sancho Claus

He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work

Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..

Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!

Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...

by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018

lazy sanchez

Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.

Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!

by juan sanchezze February 8, 2007