Grand Theft Squirt

Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.

Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"

by NotMarcus October 8, 2014

prego squirt

A pregnant chick (a prego) who can, and does squirt in porn. Cytherea is a perfect example.

Man, I love prego squirts.

by Sarpedon August 7, 2007

Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

by Thechavman September 23, 2019

squink

The name of a facial expression and corresponding emoji illustrating both "funny" and "guilty"; A facial expression combining a wink and a squint, with one hand covering a wide, toothy grin. Used to communicate "uh oh" and "hi hi" simultaneously, as in when you knowingly eat your best friend's last square of artisan chocolate.

I ate your last piece of caramel-and-sea-salt infused white chocolate from Florence, Italy. *squink*

by Paint Awake™ July 11, 2016

squine

1: A lowly creature.

2: A small creature that Moves quickly on all fours.

3: A word used for insulting a dispicable being.

The marsh was infested with various squine tribes.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!

You _fucking_ turd squirt!

by squirtle! February 14, 2005

Squant

An unlucky person or event.

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"

by madboxofrox November 29, 2013