1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
You _fucking_ turd squirt!
by squirtle! February 15, 2005
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I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 1, 2018
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