Splash Mountain

When one male sexual partner ejaculates into the other sexual partner's retina.

Chad: "How was your tinder date last night?"
Scott: "It was going well but I don't think we're gonna go on another one..."
Chad: "Why not?"
Scott: I may have splash mountained her.."

by cashywashy April 24, 2020

Splash Damage

When taking a crap the water in the toilet splashes up striking your anus or your biffins bridge

You better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo

by Biffin April 08, 2004

Splash Fever

Latin ~ Bukakejizaphobia

The fear that during a Bukake session the person standing across from you may shoot his load over the intended target (a female who loves to get covered in baby batter by a large group of men) and on to you.

Yeah, so me and Roger went over to Mallory's house for the usual Friday night bukake party and we are both going for simultaneous release on Mallory's chest when Roger gets splash fever and bolts out the door without any pants on.

by Hafer McReutenaustergeisteskivichenheim March 16, 2007

worth a splash

Used to indicate the attractiveness of a female by whether you'd give her a facial or not.

Hey Sandy, look at her she's worth a splash

by VeeTwin November 07, 2007

Ball Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea ball splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 16, 2004

after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.

Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.

by oojuu March 27, 2003