Specto

A really bad person who's known for hiding the petty crimes he or she has done. And also does a lot of clickbait.

I believe that guy over there is a Specto

by Segid November 28, 2018

Speedophile

One who wears Speedo's, normally European in origin and normally sporting pubic hair that goes all the way up to the neck.

"Dear God would you look at the pubes on that Greek bastard, he has some rod on em too, trunks that tight should be made illegal......Fuckin Speedophile!"

by E-wingo September 25, 2008

spleetoog

Dutch word for Chinese person

1: Hey, did you see that spleetoog?
2: Yeah, thats Lance Chi-Hong Wu, the Chinese guy
1: ok

by sajfijasfjasf March 13, 2016

Speedo

What you DON'T want to see on men, fat women, and old women.

I can't even go to the gym anymore without seeing a bunch of Fatzillas wearing tight Speedos.

by AYB March 10, 2003

skeetographer

one who takes photographs at skeeball tournaments.

The skeetographer got a great photo of the winning team for the paper!

by MBam September 13, 2007

speedo

A speedo is a bicyclist who wears bicycle outfits. Especially in stripes, large checks, and dayglow, plus racing colors w logos, rear-view sunglasses, pseudo-military style. Add clips plus attitude. Top it off with V-pattern drafting around baby carriages and your lane. Plus chosen words directed at you.

Would chicken work to get that speedo out of my lane? No. Let Darwin work his magic on the speedo without your direct participation.

by BudLite May 1, 2010

Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008